Almost a year ago, I was at a convention and had to have my picture
taken for a directory, which I resisted for 6 years. It could be put
off no longer. A few of my buddies and I got in line and had a ton of
fun trying to look professional. A week or so later, the picture came
back and I was confronted with something that I had already known: I had
let myself get way too big. Jabba big. Pergill big. I should be Han
average, but it seemed that I had taken Malakili as my patron saint.
Something had to be done about it.
